Thursday, July 30, 2009

Politicians and taxes...what do YOU think?

What do you think??? Star and pass this along to your voting friends....














be very funny








The next time you hear a politician use the





word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about





whether you want the 'politicians' spending





YOUR tax money.





A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,





but one advertising agency did a good job of





putting that figure into some perspective in





one of its releases.








A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.





B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.





C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were





living in the Stone Age.





D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.





E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and





20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.





While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . .





Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?





A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of





New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you





each get $516,528.





B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in





New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.





C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family





gets $2,066,012.





Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??











Tax his land,


Tax his wage,


Tax his bed in which he lays.


Tax his tractor,


Tax his mule,


Teach him taxes are the rule.


Tax his cow,


Tax his goat,


Tax his pants,


Tax his coat.





Tax his ties,


Tax his shirts,


Tax his work,


Tax his dirt.





Tax his tobacco,


Tax his drink,


Tax him if he tries to think.





Tax his booze,


Tax his beers,


If he cries,


Tax his tears.





Tax his bills,


Tax his gas,


Tax his notes,


Tax his cash.


Tax him good and let him know


That after taxes, he has no dough.





If he hollers,


Tax him more,


Tax him until he's good and sore.





Tax his coffin,


Tax his grave,


Tax the sod in which he lays.


Put these words upon his tomb,


'Taxes drove me to my doom!'





And when he's gone,


We won't relax,


We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!























Accounts Receivable Tax


Building Permit Tax


CDL License Tax


Cigarette Tax


Corporate Income Tax


Dog License Tax


Federal Income Tax


Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)


Fishing License Tax


Food License Tax


Fuel Perm it Tax


Gasoline Tax


Hunting License Tax


Inheritance Tax


Inventory Tax


IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),


IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),


Liquor Tax,


Luxury Tax,


Marriage License Tax,


Medicare Tax,


Property Tax,


Real Estate Tax,


Service charge taxes,


Social Security Tax,


Road Usage Tax (Truckers),


Sales Taxes,


Recreational Vehicle Tax,


School Tax,


State Income Tax,


State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),


Telephone Federal Excise Tax,


Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,


Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,


Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,


Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,


Telephone State and Local Tax,


Telephone Usage Charge Tax,


Utility Tax,


Vehicle License Registration Tax,


Vehicle Sales Tax,


Watercraft Registration Tax,


Well Permit Tax,


Workers Compensation Tax.




















STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,


and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.


We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.





What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

Politicians and taxes...what do YOU think?
Hi Mangomiata





I need to send you my respects for the explanation you put forward.Indeed it is a shame to see the way we have been


miss led by our leaders ,at all levels of government.


It is mostly scary to me,to see how our tax money,is being wasted in every possible way,in foreign lands,while our citizens are begging for food under our highways bridges.


What a shame!





But as for me,I will keep waiting for a better government,


(Mat 6:10) Let your kingdom come...





Best regards,and thanks for alerting everyone that read your


posting





The Canaryman
Reply:NOT FUNNY !!!!





Sorry...
Reply:I do not understand why we are being taxed for all; this stuff and still have to come out of pocket for the expense. I pay school taxes and still have to buy crayons and school lunches...
Reply:haha i thought this was funny, informative, and i appreciate you posting it thank you. It so sad but so true!!





Good day
Reply:That's really good, especially the "tax his" poem/song! keeper in my file.
Reply:Dag that a lot of taxes!
Reply:all I have to say, that tax's suck and our Government, is a pain in our butt
Reply:not even funny. you are so right.
Reply:Sad, funny, and oh so true


I will give a star to you.
Reply:careful, you might be taxed on this


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