Which Presidential Canditate is more concerned with this?

My head is


a spinning.









































This is too true


to be very funny

















The next time you


hear a politician use


the








word 'billion' in


a casual manner, think


about








whether you want


the 'politicians'


spending








YOUR tax


money.








A billion is a


difficult number to


comprehend,








but one


advertising agency did a good job


of








putting that


figure into some perspective


in








one of its


releases.


























A. A billion


seconds ago it was


1959.

















B. A billion


minutes ago Jesus was


alive.

















C. A billion


hours ago our ancestors


were











living in the Stone


Age.

















D. A billion days


ago no-one walked on the earth on two


feet.

















E.


A


billion dollars ago was only 8 hours


and











20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending


it.

















While


this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at


New


Orleans


It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division




















Louisiana


Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for


$250


BILLION


to rebuild New


Orleans


. Interesting number, what does it


mean?

















A.


Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents


of











New


Orleans


(every man, woman, child),


you











each get


$516,528.

















B. Or, if you


have one of the 188,251 homes


in











New


Orleans


, your home gets


$1,329,787.

















C.


Or, if you are a family of four, your


family











gets $2,066,012.

















Washington,


D.C


. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators


broken??





Tax


his land,


Tax


his wage,


Tax


his bed in which he lays.


Tax


his tractor,


Tax


his mule,


Teach him taxes


is the rule.


Tax


his cow,


Tax


his goat,


Tax


his pants,


Tax


his coat.





Tax


his ties,


Tax


his shirts,


Tax


his work,


Tax


his dirt.





Tax


his tobacco,


Tax


his drink,


Tax


him if he tries to think.





Tax


his booze,


Tax


his beers,


If


he cries,


Tax


his tears.





Tax


his bills,


Tax


his gas,


Tax


his notes,


Tax


his cash.





Tax


him good and let him know


That


after taxes, he has no dough.





If


he hollers,


Tax


him more,


Tax


hi m until he's good and sore.





Tax


his coffin,


Tax


his grave,


Tax


the sod in which he lays.


Put


these words upon his tomb,


'Taxes drove me


to my doom!'





And


when he's gone,


We


won't relax,


We'll still be


after the inheritance TAX!!


Accounts


Receivable Tax


Building Permit


Tax


CDL


License Tax


Cigarette


Tax


Corporate Income


Tax


Dog


License Tax


Federal Income


Tax


Federal


Unemployment Tax (FUTA)


Fishing License


Tax


Food


License Tax


Fuel


Perm it Tax


Gasoline


Tax


Hunting License


Tax


Inheritance


Tax


Inventory


Tax


IRS


Interest Charges (tax on top of


tax),


IRS


Penalties (tax on top of tax),


Liquor


Tax,


Luxury


Tax,


Marriage License


Tax,


Medicare


Tax,


Property


Tax,


Real


Estate Tax,


Service charge


taxes,


Social Security


Tax,


Road


Usage Tax (Truckers),


Sales


Taxes,


Recreational


Vehicle Tax,


School


Tax,


State Income


Tax,


State


Unemployment Tax (SUTA),


Telephone Federal


Excise Tax,


Telephone Federal


Universal Service Fe e Tax,


Telephone


Federal, State and Local Su rcharge


Tax,


Telephone Minimum


Usage Su rcharge Tax,


Telephone


Recurring and Non-recurring Charges


Tax,


Telephone


State


and Local Tax,


Telephone Usage


Charge Tax,


Utility


Tax,


Vehicle License


Registration Tax,


Vehicle Sales


Tax,


Watercraft


Registration Tax,


Well


Permit Tax,


Workers


Compensation Tax.





STILL


THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not


one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,


and


our nation was the most prosperous in the world.








We


had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the


world, and Mom stayed home to raise the


kids.





What


happened? Can you spell


'politicians!'





And


I still have to 'press


1'


for


English.





I


hope this goes around THE


USA


at least 100 times





What


the heck


happened?????




















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Which Presidential Canditate is more concerned with this?
Ron Paul probably, but he's a loon.
Reply:Hahaha, that is a good point. He does seem the most sane compared to who he's up against. Report It